Terms of Service
The legal document you'll agree to without reading (like everyone else)
Effective Date: July 4, 2025
Last Updated: July 4, 2025
1. Agreement to Terms
By using our website and purchasing our products, you agree to these terms. If you don't agree, please close this tab and go buy something from a more reasonable company.
2. Product Descriptions
Our product descriptions are:
- Mostly accurate (we think)
- Subject to interpretation
- Written by people who may have never seen the actual product
- Legally binding only when convenient for us
3. Pricing and Payment
- All prices are in USD and subject to change without notice
- We accept major credit cards and digital payments
- Payment is due upon purchase
- No refunds for buyer's remorse (see our refund policy)
4. Shipping and Delivery
- Shipping times are estimates, not guarantees
- Products may arrive damaged (it's part of the experience)
- We're not responsible for delays due to weather, acts of God, or cosmic events
- International shipping available to select countries
5. Product Warranties
Our products come with:
- A 30-day limited warranty (limitations apply)
- No guarantee of actual functionality
- Free replacement if product spontaneously combusts
- Warranty void if product is touched, looked at, or thought about
6. Limitation of Liability
Draveltech Solutions shall not be liable for:
- Direct, indirect, incidental, or consequential damages
- Loss of profits, data, or sanity
- Existential crises resulting from product use
- Any damages exceeding the purchase price
7. User Conduct
You agree not to:
- Reverse engineer our products (they're confusing enough as-is)
- Use products for illegal purposes
- Resell products without permission
- Write honest reviews about product performance
8. Intellectual Property
All content on our website, including product names, descriptions, and confusing technical specifications, is protected by copyright and trademark laws.
9. Privacy
Your privacy is important to us. Please review our Privacy Policy to understand how we collect, use, and protect your information.
10. Dispute Resolution
Any disputes will be resolved through:
- Binding arbitration in Tech Valley, CA
- Mediation if arbitration fails
- Trial by combat (just kidding)
- Applicable state and federal laws
11. Termination
We reserve the right to terminate your account or access to our services at any time, for any reason, including but not limited to reasonable complaints about product quality.
12. Changes to Terms
We may update these terms at any time. Continued use of our services after changes constitutes acceptance of the new terms.
13. Contact Information
Questions about these terms? Contact us at:
- Email: legal@draveltech-hub.online
- Phone: 1-800-DRAVELTECH
- Address: 123 Innovation Drive, Tech Valley, CA 94000